Jackie Beat - beaver lyrics

rate me

Never know how much I want one

Never know how much I'd spend

When I look down into my panties

I wanna see a warm and fuzzy new friend

I want a beaver

Make it pretty

So I can keep on the light

Beaver my new kitty

Wet and pink and hopefully tight

I would lie down on the table

Let them cut my right down the front

I cannot wait until I'm able

To slide a penis in and out of my cunt

I need a beaver

Give one to me

Doctor don't you make me fight

Beaver

Go on and do me

Prepare my tuna sushi right

Everybody want a hot twat

It makes a lady glamourous

But I don't want no ugly front butt

I want a picture perfect puss

It's something that I'm set on doing

And you ain't gonna change my mind

Someday soon my man will be screwing

Me in my new vagina not the behind

Shiny new beaver

Now man listen when I drink too much and I yell

Beaver with low mileage

Breathe in that new car smell

My plastic surgeon ought a sign a

Work of art as fine as this

It's such a great designer vagina

That I feel guilty when I'm taking a piss

I love my beaver

That's what this is, right at home in the spotlight

Beaver; give it kisses don't ya worry it doesn't bite

I just love a great orgasm, and though it's true I always get laid

The new me never ever has 'em what a huge mistake I have made

I miss my weiner

Where's my man meat

What a lousy way to learn

Beaver I kept my receipt

Hope it's not too late to return

Why does my vagina burn

Why does my punani burn

Why does my new cunty burn

Why does my vagina burn

Thanks to Fayanne for correcting these lyrics