Jackass Number Two movie - Urban Struggle lyrics

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Song by The Vandals<br /><br>

I want to be a Cowboy <br>

I got to be a Cowboy <br>

I'm born to be a Cowboy <br>

I want to be a Cowboy <br>

A Cowboy! Uh-huh <br>

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Tonight we're taking me fast car <br>

Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar <br>

I'm gonna wait till the club is full <br>

and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true Cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats <br>

and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat <br>

We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes <br>

and stomp around like a bunch of goons <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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We're all OD'd on the Olden West <br>

seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best <br>

I can ride that phony bull so damn good <br>

Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside <br>

My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide <br>

After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies <br>

I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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Find out who all fights the best <br>

We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest <br>

Those damn punks are crazy (though) <br>

and meaner than a bull at a rodeo <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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You call me an Urban clone of course <br>

A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse <br>

With a broken nose and a fucked up knee <br>

Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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Yee Haw <br>

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Cowboy look is the one I sought <br>

Can't change now cause the clothes are bought <br>

To be a true cowboy was my fate <br>

I can't help it if I was born late <br>

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( I couldn't make it as a Punker )<br>

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