Iosys - Cirno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu lyrics

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minna-! Cirno no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo-!

ataimitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatteitte ne!KIRA KIRA DAIYAMONDO kagayaku hoshi no you ni<sup>[1]</sup>

eikou shiboukou nantoka shite hairou

tensai shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!!BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

BAKA tte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

nani yo urusai wa ne kono BAKA!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

tere ttere ttere ttere tte tte

te tte tte tterekoumakan kara BASU ga dete hajime ni sannin norimashita

hakugyokurou de hitori orite hannin dake norimashita

yakumo-sanchi de futari orite kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?

kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin

nazenara nazenara sore wa

gensoukyou ni BASU nai☆yama ochi imi nado nai wa<sup>[2]</sup>

KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo

genki ga areba nande mo ichi, ni, kyuu!!<sup>[3]</sup>kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru

datte tsubura medama futatsu shikanai no ni

sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan

tsugi tsugi mondai deru mada mada jugyou tsuzuku

kooru heya no naka

hinyari toshita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project#Reception_and_fanworks">yukkuri shiteitte ne!</a>BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

dakara BAKA ja nai tte itteru desho!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

soshite konagona ni natte shineba ii no yo!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

tere ttere tere ttere tte tte

te tte tte tterereimuntoko no hyakuman en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta (KYA-!)

eientei no eerin ga benshoushi ni kimashita yo

shiranpuri no ITAZURA tewi kekkyoku baishoukin gaku ikura?

kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en

nazenara nazenara sore wa

sonna tsubo aru wake nai☆<sup>[4]</sup>joushiki koeta tokoro ni

sekai no shinri ga aru

himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!!HERA HERA niyake nagara

GERA GERA warai nagara

uzza-! inaba USAGI kawaige mo nai no ni

shinzan no chuudomo wa HOI☆HOI☆HOI

saisei hyakumankai

morenaku gumin nante

dou iu koto na no yo

docchira katte iu nara

SAABAA kanri mo otsukaresan tte toko ne<sup>[5]</sup>wakatta! ATAI ga amari ni mo tensai dakara shitto shiterundesho

honto, shouganai wa ne

sekkaku dakara ATAI no tensai no hiketsu wo

chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yoarayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru eichi wo

atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo

ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no joubu na

atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai

asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi tabetara

akago no akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru

ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa KANPEKI

iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO

hya~ku okuchou man BACCHIRI☆<sup>[5]</sup>yama ochi imi nado nai wa

KARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo

genki ga areba nande mo ichi, ni, kyuu!!kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru

datte tsubura medama futatsu shikanai no ni

sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan

tsugi tsugi mondai deru mada mada jugyou tsuzuku

kooru heya no naka

hinyari toshita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu

yukkuri shiteitte ne!BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

BAAKA BAAKA!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

BAAKA BAAKA!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

mou BAKA de ii wa yo! shiranai!

BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA

tere ttere ttere ttere tte tte

te tte tte ttere

English translation

Hey kids! Cirno's Perfect Math Class is about to start!

Come and do your best, if you wanna be <font color="dodgerblue">smrt</font> like me!Twinkle Twinkle Little Starry Diamond<sup>[1]</sup>

Glory Glory get to study at the school of your choice! *<font size=1>Terms and conditions apply.</font>

<font color="dodgerblue">Prodigal genious</font> Aiming for the top! Go Go!!Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

Wha- Hey! I'm not a dummy!

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The one who's calling a dummy, is the dummy!

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Whaddaya want? Shut up you idiot!

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te tte tte ttere~A bus carrying three people at first, drove from Koumakan.

When it made a stop at Hakugyokurou, one passenger came down and a half-person hopped in.

Then at Yakumo's place, two people got off, so how many people are left on the bus?

The answer is? The answer is? Nobody! Nobody!

And why is that? Because...

THERE ARE NO FRIGGIN' BUSES IN GENSOKYO!Don't need any climax, ending or purpose<sup>[2]</sup>

Just be the char that grabs all the attention!

Anything's possible if you're in <font color="dodgerblue">shop-tape</font>! 1, 2, 9!!!<sup>[3]</sup>The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'

But you only have <font color="dodgerblue">two pairs</font> of eyeballs

So handling three needles is <font color="dodgerblue">unpossible</font>

The questions are coming thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson

In this frozen classroom

Please ignore the time and the chilly atmosphere

Just take it easy!Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

Didn't I told you before that I am NOT dumb?!

Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

Stop or I'll <font color="dodgerblue">zero-sub</font> you!

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And smash you to pieces and leave you to die!

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te tte tte ttere~Reimu's vase that was worth a million yen was broken by someone. (Eeeeek!)

Eientei's Eirin came over to pay for the damage.

But mischievious Tewi looks suspicious. So how much was the reparations in total?

The answer is? The answer is? Zero! Zero!

And why is that? Because...

THE VASE IS CAKE AND THE CAKE IS A LIE!<sup>[4]</sup>Beyond the realm of common sense

The truths of the world are there to <font color="dodgerblue">be holed</font>

Unlock the secret number: 1, 2, 9!!!Giggling so hysterically

She's laughing her head off

So annoying! That Inaba rabbit has the least sense of being cute

But all the Touhou n00bs come flocking in to see her

<a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm202066">A million views already?</a>

Liek, what the heck?

You guys are completely sick.

If there's anything to say then

I salute the guys who <a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/">hosted the vids</a>.<sup>[5]</sup>Oh I get it! All of you are just jealous of my sheer ingeniousness.

Sigh, I guess it can't be helped.

Alright listen up, I'm gonna show you

A teeny weeny bit of my clever top-sekret methods!All the all the all the all the all the all the wisdom

Gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered bundled

Still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't

Beat my <font color="dodgerblue">brillaint brians brians brians brians brians brians

Take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby

From the candy candy candy candy candy candy</font>

I am I am I am I am I am I am flawless

<font color="dodgerblue">e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.</font> perfection

Hundred ten gajillion thousand just right!<sup>[5]</sup>Don't need any climax, ending or purpose

Just be the char that grabs all the attention!

Anything's possible if you're in shop-tape! 1, 2, 9!!!The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'

But you only have two pairs of eyeballs

So handling three needles is unpossible

The questions are coming thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson

In this frozen classroom

Please ignore the time and the chilly atmosphere

Just take it easy!Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

Dummy dummy~!

Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

Dummy dummy~!

Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy

OK fine I'm stupid, whatever! Like I care!

Dummy dummy dummy dummy

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te tte tte ttere~