Interstellar Tin Can - Arthur The Real Makeup King lyrics

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When Arthur went to see his mother in-law

He gained a certain illness known as the din-daw

Ready to re-create the shampoo champagne

He drew a sign on the nearest window pane

The sign said go

Which he knew would be true

If only the king had allowed it

The jester they know

Had a fridge in the loo

Which allowed them all to steal it

When Arthur became king he was allowed to take a wife

He took one that didnt know how to use a knife

See Arthur was annoying and drove people round the bend

And had his wife been able to use a knife, she'd have killed him in the end.