INSANE CLOWN POSSE - The Shaggy Show lyrics

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From southwest detroit deep within zug islands<br>Industrial waste deopository,<br>It's shaggy time!!!<br>Hey, how ya doin down there<br>It's nice to see ya, alright!<br>Waddup ya'll? welcome to the show<br>I'm shaggy like you don't fuckin know<br>This is my sidekick, fat pat<br>He goes, hahahaha, and all of that (thats right)<br>Anyway on my way here I almost died<br>This bitch in front of me was like 105<br>They worry about drunks and late night truckers<br>Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas<br>This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more then she makes a right into my side door<br>This comedy shit's gettin old<br>The game is to be sold, not to be told<br>You can feel the excitment right? <br>Snoop dogg is with us tonight<br>Hahaha thats what I'm sayin<br>On the shaggy show, shit we ain't playin<br>And that ain't it, also on the show<br>Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know<br>You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother<br>Violent j's in this motha fucka<br>I like that kid violent j<br>Hey mike what's up? how ya doin today? <br>Just great shaggs well thats great<br>Now lets give a hand, to mike e. clark<br>And that gangsta funk band!<br>We'll be right back with violent j!<br><br>Do your homies have money? are you broke? <br>Yeah<br>Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? <br>Straight up!<br>Theres nothin you can do except get your phd<br>Playa hata's degree? <br>Thats right.<br>Awww hell yeah<br>Player haters academy located on welfarm<br>In detroit offers the finest in playerhation tactics<br>Yeah thats right<br>Such as the bitch hater<br>Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!<br>Or the look shooker<br>Yo bitch I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!<br>Or the never ending shooting star<br>Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!<br>Get your phd and join a nation of playerhation<br>Word up!<br><br>Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell<br>He just served a half a year in the county jail<br>Now he's back, for now at least<br>Hey violent j's in this bitch ass piece<br>Waddup yall? what's happenin<br>Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it<br>If I don't hurry up and get me some ass<br>I might bust this nut on your tv glass<br>Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit<br>A brand new group with my homies twiztid<br>It's called dark lotus, should I play some for ya'll? <br>Hell nah<br>Now I been hearin a little about this and that<br>About you havin some kinda panic attack<br>Tell us, um is it true? <br>And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? <br>Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee<br>And then all of a sudden I'm like, get off me!<br>Then I start chokin out pedestrians<br>Until they give me my shot of calafalestrien<br>But thats all over now and thats that<br>I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac<br>Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it<br>I might grab your neck and do bad things with it<br>Well on that note, thank you j, for real<br>Well just pop you one of them selopian pills<br>Take your ass back stage and relax<br>Snoop dogg is commin up next!!!<br>Stay right here we'll be right back<br><br>I like my chili hot, as a matter of fact<br>I like my chilli so God damn hot,<br>That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull<br>When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin<br>I reach for that bottle of mammas God damn hot chili<br>Smooth tender chunks with chili beans<br>Filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits<br>And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce<br>Drippin with noodle nuggets and texas tough onions<br>Mmmm mmmmm thats hot, God damn hot!<br>Ask for it by name<br><br>Thanx fellas, alright yo were back<br>My next guest pioneered the sound of rap<br>He's come a long way from the lbc<br>Please welcome snoop d o double g<br>Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane<br>It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane<br>Clowns, get down nigga I represent the town<br>Hey yo violent j lets go half on this pound<br>I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb<br>They call me snoop dogg and I can raise your arm<br>So any dick that seem to disagree with me<br>Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet defeat<br>Snoop, what? , you got platnium on your wall<br>Where all the fools starin scratch there balls<br>They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows<br>Yo, why is that so? <br>It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go<br>Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow<br>But I don't pay 'em no attention, oh should I mention<br>I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension<br>Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope<br>Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes and folks<br>Don't give a fuck about nothin at all<br>Thats why I'm known to the world<br>As big motha fuckin snoop dogg, nigga<br><br>Snoop dogg everybody<br>Now we gotta bring a close to the party<br>Thanx violent j, my lope<br>And thank you snoop for that bag of smoke<br>Join us next time for the show<br>We'll have that one bitch from letters to cleo<br>Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch<br>Hey yo gangsta funk, show 'em how ya got rich!