INSANE CLOWN POSSE - Mad Professer lyrics
rate meHe he he<br>Oh shit he's here<br>Hi<br>Hi ya doing<br>Is this the right place for that furniture ahh<br>Yeah sure is come on in<br>Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that's the couch eh<br>Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there<br>That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen whoa, you all right there? <br>Excuse me real apolstry<br>I ain't seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the<br>Mother fucker<br>You want my couch<br>You mother fucker<br>I need your muther fuckin brain<br>You can't have my couch<br>What da the fuck you thinking<br>Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table<br><br>I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school<br>School never liked me cool<br>All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead<br>Make fun of the size of my forehead<br>But that shit never bothered me<br>See momma and mother they owned a lot of property<br>They had a science lab in the basement<br>And that's where my free time<br>Well were my time was spent<br>I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times<br>Cluck cluck cluck then it was dead<br>I made a lot of things though<br>Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah<br>But I'm still lonely I need a homie<br>So I collected limbs and made me a zombie<br>I could have made me a girlie friend<br>But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah<br><br>You can call me mad professor<br>I will make a friend for me<br>You can call me mad professor<br>We will rule eternity<br><br>So this is like where you live<br>That's right why you don't like it<br>I mean oh my God it's dirty<br>Do you like? <br>Hehe shut up bitch<br>Give me your tippie toes<br><br>I used some many body parts it was crazy<br>I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80<br>They all chipped in on my special friend<br>Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on<br>I hear the other children outside<br>Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide<br>Trunks full this parts wack<br>Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack<br>Shit fuck I'm sawing of an elbow<br>Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low<br>Or better yet look out the fuckin window<br>I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll<br>Screw the head on come on come<br>It's the dugish rugish bone<br>Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz<br>Fuck shit didn't work<br><br>You can call me mad professor<br>I will make a friend for me<br>You can call me mad professor<br>We will rule eternity<br><br>Hey<br>Hey you call for a wrecker<br>Sure did come on in<br>I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead<br>Oh muther fucko what you'd hit me<br>With a fuckin frying pan or somethin<br>What the fuck,<br>You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts<br>Come here<br>I'm gonna fuck you up<br>Get back here<br>He's trying to kill me<br><br>It wasn't always easy let me tell ya<br>But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure<br>I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute<br>You here that<br>Yeah<br>It's alive I just gotta wake it up<br>Hand me that rock and lime<br>Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause<br>I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that<br>Get him set get 'im ready it's all most time<br>Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine<br>I see him twitching I'm on a roll<br>He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival<br>Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit<br>And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit<br>Did it work you make the call? <br>Shaggy? <br>What up y'all? <br><br>You can call me mad professor<br>I will make a friend for me<br>You can call me mad professor<br>We will rule eternity (3x)
