INSANE CLOWN POSSE - I Want My Shit lyrics

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It was like march, april<br>Fuckin lebra (fuckin, um, shit)<br>Torus, born in 1775<br>I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive<br>I used to hang with the original, billy the kid<br>You probably think I'm only playin but, I did<br>My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show<br>Mama a fortune tella, azmerella zella<br>Anyway they had sex on a oija board<br>And I was born the next day<br>(who? ) violent j<br>When I was 14 I tripped on the train track<br>And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack<br>I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up<br>I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? <br>Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,<br>Child of the witch heifer, whatever<br>Tied me up burned me and threw stones<br>Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts<br>After that they started bowin and shit<br>Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get<br>I said get off my dick I ain't a savior<br>I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava<br>4 simple things in this bitch before I die<br><br>I want a rusty ax<br>I wanna know voodoo<br>A fat bitch named bridget<br>And a little sip of faygo too<br>Till I get my shit in this motha fucka<br>I will neva die!<br><br>(ah, hell yeah, so anyway...)<br>50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks<br>I ain't even got hair on my nuts<br>I left the village in the search of my ends,<br>I wrestled alligators, battled terminators<br>Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me<br>I fought in the civil war, yankees army<br>I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10<br>Man they didn't even have that shit back then<br>How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? <br>Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!<br>I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern<br>Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls<br>The war ended, I traveled the country horse back<br>Until this fool tried to horse jack<br>He put his gat to my head and blew my face up<br>Didn't even smear the makeup<br>I took his gun a put a divet in his neck<br>The sherriff didn't like it, I got endited<br>87 long years in the state pen<br>Till they finally forgot why they put me in<br>They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin<br>On they way out they like,<br>Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin? <br>I'm said yeah thats right,<br>And I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha<br>Fucka!!!<br><br>I want a rusty ax<br>I wanna know voodoo<br>A fat bitch named bridget<br>Just a little sip or two<br>Till I get my shit in this motha fucka<br>I will neva die!<br><br>I slept under bridges, lived in a valley<br>I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys<br>More years passed and I still ain't died<br>Now I'm in detroit on the southwest side<br>My homie has an impala blue '67<br>Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven<br>I stuck my head out the window,<br>Ttold 'em forward the most<br>And let my nugget ping off a light post<br>Hahahaha hell yeah cuz,<br>Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz<br>The world hates me cuz of shit like this<br>They always try and kill me but, miss<br>I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted<br>When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted<br>My tongues a little long I choke people with it<br>Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it<br>And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles<br>I sorta look like somethin from the x-files<br>People wanna see me die for then a little bit<br>But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit<br>And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!<br><br>I want a rusty ax<br>I wanna know voodoo<br>A fat bitch named bridget<br>I said faygo fuck mountain dew<br>Till I get my shit in this motha fucka<br>I will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!<br>Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)