(PT Lauren , K-Dee)<br />
 Just another day in a rotten world, you say<br />
 Man , I must be gay<br />
 ´Cause I´m so in love with myself all the day<br />
 Look , the little man´s getting away<br />
 I´m looking fine and I feel ok<br />
 Don´t teach me to whyne and please don´t teach me to pray<br />
 For insecurity<br />
 There´s nothing to be learned from modesty<br />
 I´m Jack , I´m Jeff , I´m Jim , I´m John Doe<br />
 I´m Jill , I´m Kate , I´m Jane<br />
 See I´m a 007 , the x-mas-me ,<br />
 a candy bar filled with the trendy thing in heaven<br />
 The dirty word´s turning absurd , don´t look at me<br />
 I´d like to think I´m not much more than you<br />
 What should I do?<br />
 Because I really am and I think you all know it too<br />
 Look , the little man is fitting the shoe<br />
 It´s never me who you wanna move<br />
 Don´t make me to see and please don´t make me review<br />
 Your insecurity<br />
 There´s nothing to be gained from modesty<br />
 Well , I´m not that sure anymore if I have a bottom line<br />
 Man , if there´s anything at all<br />
 I want you to have faith in me<br />
 So I can bore another goddamn whore