Young Frankenstein movie - Please Don't Touch Me lyrics
rate meSong by Elizabeth and Voyagers<br /><br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
Dream all you want my darling<br>
Of every lustful situation<br>
Those naughty thoughts<br>
Are fine with me<br>
As long as they<br>
Stay locked away<br>
In your imagination<br>
<br>
You can hug me til I scream<br>
If it's only in a dream<br>
But please don't touch me<br>
You can feel me til I squeal<br>
Just as long as it's not real<br>
But please don't touch me<br>
<br>
You can stick me<br>
You can lick me<br>
You can pinch me til I'm blue<br>
You can bite me<br>
And delight me til I'm blind<br>
You can savage me<br>
And ravage me<br>
I care not what you do<br>
If the lovely filthy things you do<br>
Are only in your mind<br>
<br>
You can spank me til I'm red<br>
If it's only in your head<br>
But please don't touch me<br>
You can have me don't you see<br>
If it's just a fantasy<br>
But please don't touch me<br>
<br>
[spoken]<br>
Oh Freddie, darling, I know that you're a virgin.<br>
<br>
[Frederick Frankenstein]<br>
Yes, for me, science has always come first.<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
And as every guy in New York knows - I come first too.<br>
<br>
After our wedding<br>
You'll be oh so glad we waited<br>
Until then<br>
Take cold showers when you're overstimulated<br>
<br>
Anticipation is sublime<br>
And although you might think I'm<br>
A tease<br>
Please don't touch me<br>
<br>
[Female pedestrian]<br>
Oh everybody look! How unique. They're not touching.<br>
<br>
[Male pedestrian]<br>
It must be "Please Don't Touch Me," <br>
the new dance craze that's sweeping catholic girl schools all over the midwest.<br>
<br>
[Female pedestrian]<br>
Oh what fun! Let's try it.<br>
<br>
[Chorus]<br>
Please don't<br>
Please don't<br>
Please don't touch me<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
Do not hug us<br>
Do not drug us<br>
Do not slug us til we cry<br>
Do not throb us<br>
Do not rob us of our wits<br>
<br>
[Male chorus]<br>
We won't poke you<br>
We won't stroke you<br>
Til we're just about to die<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
But even in your wildest dreams<br>
Don't dare to touch our tits<br>
Don't dare to touch our tits<br>
<br>
[Female chorus]<br>
Don't dare to touch our tits<br>
Don't touch our tits<br>
Don't touch our tits<br>
Don't touch our<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
Tits, tits, tits, tits<br>
Tits, tits, tits, tits<br>
Tits!<br>
Our tits!<br>
<br>
When we're absolutely wed<br>
You can do it til we're dead<br>
<br>
[Frederick Frankenstein]<br>
Elizabeth!<br>
<br>
[Chorus]<br>
Til then please, please, please<br>
We're down on our knees<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
Please keep your hands off these<br>
<br>
[Chorus & Elizabeth]<br>
Please don't touch me<br>
<br>
[Chorus]<br>
We won't touch you<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
Please don't touch me<br>
<br>
[Chorus]<br>
We won't touch you<br>
<br>
[Chorus & Elizabeth]<br>
She's so touchy<br>
<br>
[Elizabeth]<br>
OH!<br>
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