Young Frankenstein movie - Join The Family Business lyrics
rate meSong by Victor, Frederick, Ancestors<br /><br>
VICTOR:<br>
We've been the pride of Romania<br>
Since twelve-o-one,<br>
Passed on for generations,<br>
Father to son,<br>
<br>
Descended from Gypsies,<br>
As proud as we can be,<br>
Don't risk my curse<br>
It would be worse<br>
Embrace your fam'ly tree!<br>
<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
Learn the fam'ly trade<br>
Make yourself a monster,<br>
Make the world afraid!<br>
<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
You must take the fam'ly name,<br>
Follow in our footsteps,<br>
And you'll win eternal fame!<br>
<br>
The Roqueforts are celebrated<br>
For their Roquefort cheese,<br>
The Rothschilds are famous<br>
For their wines,<br>
<br>
Hershey's have their choc'lates<br>
<br>
And Liptons have their teas,<br>
But when it comes to making monsters,<br>
You can't beat the Frankensteins!<br>
<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
Rob a grave or two,<br>
Stop the shop from closing,<br>
It all depends on you!<br>
Uphold the fam'ly honor,<br>
You must toe the fam'ly line,<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
For your name is Frankenstein!<br>
<br>
(spoken)<br>
Meet your family!<br>
<br>
ALL (sung):<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness,<br>
Show some fam'ly pride<br>
<br>
MEN:<br>
Make yourself a monster . . .<br>
<br>
WOMEN:<br>
And then you'll make his bride!<br>
<br>
VICTOR:<br>
Listen to your great, great, great<br>
Grandfather Mordecai<br>
<br>
MORDECAI:<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness<br>
If you don't want to die!<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
As you know predestination<br>
From the day of your creation<br>
Has determined you vocation<br>
That's a fact.<br>
<br>
1ST SOLO:<br>
Because you are a Frankenstein<br>
<br>
2ND SOLO:<br>
You have no choice<br>
<br>
3RD SOLO:<br>
You can't decline<br>
<br>
4TH SOLO:<br>
So show some spine<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
It's time to sign<br>
The fam'ly pact.<br>
<br>
This is your fate<br>
Become a Frankenstein<br>
Before it's too late!<br>
<br>
We know you won't regret it,<br>
You should express your willingness<br>
Why not acquiesce, reassess,<br>
You're under stress<br>
<br>
VICTOR:<br>
Just relax and make a serum<br>
Come up with a brilliant theorem,<br>
Take your knife, create a life<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
It ain't no fuss!<br>
<br>
VICTOR:<br>
Join the fam'ly enterprise,<br>
Best be prudent,<br>
Best be wise!<br>
Time to open up your eyes<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
Join the fam'ly enterprise,<br>
Best be prudent,<br>
Best be wise!<br>
Time to open up your eyes<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness<br>
<br>
Join the fam'ly enterprise,<br>
Best be prudent,<br>
Best be wise!<br>
Time to open up your eyes<br>
Come on come clean<br>
Don't make a scene<br>
Your name's not Fronkasteen<br>
<br>
Join the fam'ly bus'ness<br>
Learn the family trade<br>
Make yourself a monster<br>
Make the world afraid<br>
This is one position<br>
That you never can resign<br>
<br>
VICTOR:<br>
Do not make a fuss,<br>
There's nothing to discuss<br>
You must be one of us<br>
<br>
ALL:<br>
Young Frankenstein!!<br>
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[Thanks to Lnet for lyrics]<br>
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