You, Me and Dupree movie - Funky Cold Medina lyrics

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Song by Tone Loc<br /><br>

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[ VERSE 1 ]<br>

Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action<br>

But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction<br>

The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me<br>

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?<br>

The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar<br>

Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star<br>

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina<br>

I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina<br>

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Funky Cold Medina<br>

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[ VERSE 2 ]<br>

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks<br>

Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick<br>

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac<br>

A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap<br>

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg<br>

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg<br>

He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner<br>

But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina<br>

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You know what I'm sayin?<br>

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door<br>

I got Spuds McKenzie<br>

Alex from Stroh's<br>

They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal<br>

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[ VERSE 3 ]<br>

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena<br>

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina<br>

She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it<br>

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it<br>

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned<br>

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man<br>

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener<br>

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina<br>

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You know, ain't no plans with a man<br>

This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies<br>

Ya know?<br>

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Break it down<br>

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[ VERSE 4 ]<br>

Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection<br>

I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_<br>

The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner<br>

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner<br>

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin<br>

Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin<br>

I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya<br>

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina<br>

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Ya know what I'm sayin<br>

That Medina's a monster, y'all<br>

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