Vocaloid Original Songs - Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi wo Shite Imasu lyrics

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doa o aketara tsuma ga taorete 'ru

senaka ni tsukisasaru houchou

yuka wa chimamire

shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru ka mo shirenaiboku ga ochitsuite

"kyou no wa souji ga taihensou da" to warau to

tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzokusou ni

kukuku to waratte 'taie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu

shinda furi o shite imasu

asu wa donna shinikata shite iru no ka

yosou sura dekinaiaru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte 'tari

gunpuku de juu kakaete 'tari

manbou no kigurumi ga shide 'ta toki wa

doa shimeyou ka to omottaatokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de

yuka no chinori o arattari

ya ga sasatta mama bangohan tsukuru no wa

kanben shite hoshiiie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu

shinda furi o shite imasu

chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara

dekiru dake suruu dekekkon-mae wa isogashikute mo

kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta

tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite

umi mi ni ittari shita no nikekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi

shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta

ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi o

kangaete inakattaie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu

shinda furi o shite 'ru no wa

ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka

boku ni wa wakaranaiie ni kaetta boku o matte 'ru

tsuma no engi miru koto ga

bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba

sore wa sore de ari darouie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu

shinda furi o shite imasu

kyou wa donna shinikata shite iru no ka

kitai shite akeru doa

English translation

As I open the door, I find my wife face-down on the floor

with a kitchen knife stuck into her back,

and the floor is completely covered in blood.

If a stranger sees this, he'll probably faint from the sight.After I calmed myself down, I laughed and said,

"Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up."

My wife, still lying face-down,

contently let out a mischievous laughter.When I return home, there's no doubt

that my wife will be faking her death.

What kind of death will she have tomorrow?

I dare not anticipate.One day she had an arrow piercing through her head,

as she held a gun while dressed in a military uniform.

The one time when she died in her ocean sunfish costume,

I almost had an urge to just close the door and leave.The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain,

as we had to wash the blood blots off the floor.

Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity,

don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you.When I return home, there's no doubt

that my wife will be faking her death.

Praising her will only make her more pleased,

so I'll just overlook whenever possible.Before our marriage, no matter how busy I was,

I'd always be happy just seeing her.

We'd drive the car aimlessly all night long,

just so that we could watch the sea in the end.But after marriage, I began to have people working under me,

and my work had become a lot of fun.

Not even once did I think about how my wife felt

when she had to stay home all alone waiting for me.The fact that when I return home,

my wife will be faking her death,

is it my wife's way of wanting to return to our old times?

I sure do not know.The fact that when I return home,

I get to see my waiting wife's acting skills,

if it is the form of our love,

then what's wrong with that?When I return home, there's no doubt

that my wife will be faking her death.

What kind of death will she have today?

I open the door with anticipation.