Venetian Princess - I Kissed A Girl-spoof lyrics

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It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy <br />He took me to meet his old Granny <br />Then something phased me <br />She's not like most elderly <br />She kept glaring from behind the chips <br />I went to kiss her on the cheek <br />And <br />She went for my lips! <br /> <br />I kissed a girl and I liked it <br />Taste of her denture cream <br />If I had a drink she would have spiked it <br />But it's okay with me <br />I was enticed <br />I found my vice <br />I wish she had planted one on me twice <br />It was my sin soft wrinkled skin <br />Stretched saggy chin <br />A toothless grin <br /> <br />No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter <br />Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter <br />This burning flame it can't be tamed <br />No! I cannot resist her snow white hair <br />Vintage wheelchair <br />Sparks flew the moment we kissed! <br /> <br />I kissed a girl, and I liked it <br />Taste of her denture cream <br />If I had a drink she would have spiked it, <br />But it's okay with me <br />I was enticed I found my vice <br />I wish she had planted one on me twice <br />It was my sin soft wrinkled skin <br />Stretched saggy chin <br />A toothless grin <br /> <br />I don't what happened to me <br />My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies <br />Walkers, dentures, and hearings aids <br />I like my ladies older by <br />Decades........... <br />Oh uh oh oh uh oh oh oh uh ohhhhhh....... <br />SECURITY!!<br /><br />