Trout Fishing In America - You've Got a Funny Name lyrics

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Hey Chicken Joe, where did you go?

Its cold and its time to go to bed.

If you wont come inside youll have to spend the night

Outside. Did you hear what I said?

Youll be sleeping with the chickens.

What do you think about that?

Hey Chicken Joe, youve got a funny name for a cat.

Here Kitty, Kitty wont you come back home

So Chicken Joe wont be alone?

Youve been playing all day with the dogs down the lane,

Chewing on an old neck bone.

Youve been rollin in the pasture,

Sleeping in a log

Hey Miss Kitty, youve got a funny name for dog.

Hey King Kong, wont you sing me a song?

Youre sitting in a corner in your cage.

You chirp and you chatter when the sun comes up,

But never have a single thing to say.

Its a running conversation,

But you never say a word.

Hey King Kong, youve got a funny name for a bird.

Nice to meet you Mister, I dont want to shake your hand.

It sounds rude but I know you understand.

Youve been sittin in the shade thinkin youve got it made

Spittin in an old tin can.

You seem pretty smart

But you never went to school.

Hey there Mister, youve got a funny name for a mule.