Trout Fishing In America - Hello, My Chicken ThinksHe's a Dog lyrics
rate meHello, my chicken thinks hes a dog.
The chicken ate my homework. It wasnt my fault.
That psycho chicken thinks that hes a dog.
Buck, buck, barks at the mailman, always chasing cats.
Ate so many dog biscuits that chickens getting fat.
Digs in the garbage, races after cars.
Tried to walk him on a leash, we didnt get too far.
Hello, my chicken thinks hes a dog.
He followed me to school. It wasnt my fault.
That psycho chicken thinks that hes a dog.
Buck, buck, barks at strangers and people on their bikes.
Tried to feed him chicken scratch but thats not what he likes.
He howls at the moon with the bad dogs every night.
When the sun comes up he just wont act right.
Hello, my chicken thinks hes a dog.
The chicken likes fireplugs. It isnt my fault.
That psycho chicken thinks that hes a dog.
Buck, buck, barks at everything from morning until night.
We take him to a dog park but he just wants to fight.
Got a T-shirt that says BIG DOG, really likes to fetch.
Tried to teach him to roll over but he hasnt learned that yet.
