Too Short - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches lyrics

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Artist: Too Short

Album: Raw, Uncut, and X-Rated

Title: Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

[Too Short]

Baby, check this out

Yea you

I wanna ask you a question

Where is yo ass?

Babby, what happened?

A nigga like me I know what's up

I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt

If I can't find one anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares

Baby right there ain't got no ass

But she's OK if she's got cash

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had

Seen nothin but bitches with no ass

I woke up early feelin shabby

Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby

Cuz every morning you know I have

A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath

Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short

Thinkin about the day before

Thirty minutes after I woke out

I pulled a freak and took her to the house

She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt

She sucked my dick and then we fucked

That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass

A light-skinned freak with so much ass

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away

I wanna do the same thing again today

I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

The day my story made itself

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell

I told myself I must need glasses

Where's them bitches with the big brown asses

Me and my group just wanna be tough

Freak two bitches then switch 'em up

It was 3:35, the strip was lit

Every two blocks I seen a bitch

But that ain't nuthin but a cat

None of them bitch didn't have no ass

Wait on the bus, some was walkin

Me and my homie just started talkin

I said, oh, she looks good

He said that ass is flat as wood

I said what about Vicky in the black

He said, Short, she's all that

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

The Invasion was on..

Every single day of the week

For every nigga livin there's a freak

If you've got game and a bed

Why not get fucked and get some head

Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked

I just need one with alotta turf

Me and my homie, rollin and smokin

Flat booty bitches took over Oakland

I told my homie, I hate to say

All the bitches with booties stayed home today

And he said Short, what now?

Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town

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I thought them bitches out there was fine

But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares

I knew it, bitches was everywhere

The first one had tits so fat

But that don't work, her ass was flat

The second bitch was flat too

I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool

I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin

Where's your ass, baby what happened

She turned around and capped on me

She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth

I damn near fell jumpin out the car

But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard

My homie said Short we gots to cut

But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt

I kicked her ass, got in the ride

Looked at the bitch and said bye bye

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

The invasion was on..

We parked the car and took a walk

I saw another bitch and I had to talk

I said baby, baby, baby come here

Yea you baby with your long long hair

Baby came over from across the street

She was standin on the corner just talkin to me

I was spittin the game but I talked to fast

Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass

Shit, and I was ready to go

We was rollin back to the O

I told that bitch I changed my mind

She looked at me and she said why?

I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player

I'm not one of them niggas who don't care

It's no thang to do my duty

But not with you and yo flat booty

Flat ain't the date superstar

I could see if you was white, but your black as tar

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?

Freak after freak with no behind

One long day, I never got in

I'm glad that shit never happened again

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

Damn, I must be dreamin

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

Wake me up 'fore I start screamin

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

What's this world comin to?

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

Where's your ass, what happened to you?

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

The invasion is on...