Too Phat - Tell Shorty lyrics

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Chorus

Tell shorty I love her

Tell shorty I need her

Tell shorty not to cry

My love for her

Will never die

Verse 1 [Malique]

Remember Jenny?

The witch who

Really drove me delirious

And ever since

I never took a gurlie serious

Well I was heartbroke

And straight up revengeful

Looked up in the mirror

Saw some playa' potential

I started workin' out

Just like a mad man

Learned some rap slang

Even started off a rap band

I called it Too Phat

Now anybody heard of 'em?

I don't know why

But some gurlies

Are crazy over 'em

The story goes

I met all kinds of creatures

Some dime pieces

Some fly chicks wit' fine features

Some were ugleeeh

Some were so so

But the "hey, he's just a friend" type

Is a no no

'Cause through experience

It's not worth it

It's uncool

And any guy

Who fights over a gurlie

Is a dumb fool

You feelin' me?

This little Bill Bellamy

Now all the shorties

Wanna chill with me

I was like

Damn, I never felt great till lately

Makin' all the gurlies

Who date me

Hate me

And usually I'll be gettin'

Those who I planna'

Except for two model chicks

Noarlene and Hannah

But then aaa

I had Nana, Nini, Susan

Make 'em fall in love

And at the end

I confuse 'em

I get bored

And dump 'em

No reason gave

Just get a friend to go tell 'em

This what I said

Now lie it...

Chorus

Tell shorty I love her

Tell shorty I need her

Tell shorty not to cry

My love for her

Will never die

Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow]

Yo, I ain't never been the type

To break a woman's heart

But sometimes

I sing 'em this song

When it's time to part

When it's time to go

No you can't be with Big Joe

I tell 'em trust me girl

In due time you'll know

Rather break if off early

Before they in too deep

Before I lose interest

Before I start to cheat

See I don't like that

I play my game

With some respect cat

Leave 'em still loving me

So later still can tap that

Some szex with the ezex

No strings attzached

Y'all playaz feeling me?

See I like dzat

These o's think

I'm a celebrity?

And I'm gonna

Write them a song

On my next CD

Well you right 'cause

This song is about you B

Or how it's about to be

I love you girl

But it ain't meant to be

I know that don't make sense

I took your innocence

Babe I promise that

We'll still be friends... What

Might be a lame

And cowardly reason

To get away

But I got that ish

A lot way back in the day

Ain't gon' lie say

I ain't never got played

Ask my homie K-Laid

I've been down

And been betrayed

We called 'em the ish

That's every man's unicorn

The one that got away

Left you with your heart torn

But know I'm on my feet

Life is sweet lets get in on

And when it's time to exit

That's it

Peep this song

I'm sorry shorty...

Chorus (2x)

Tell shorty I love her

Tell shorty I need her

Tell shorty not to cry

My love for her

Will never die

Bridge

Please don't tell my shorty why

Please don't tell her it's a lie

Tell her that she's still a dime

Yeah that's why she can't be mine

Baby bye bye hugs and kisses

Fly lies, love and misses

You can't be my Mrs.

So goodbye!

Verse 3 [Malique]

Yo, whuttup cheeky

I'm Liquey

A tad picky

Specialize in heartbreaks

And 2 inch hicky

That's how I picked up

This curly chic Asha

Last year

Walked passed her

At Mc D's at the cashier

Nearly crashed her

Didn't know she had a man

Till this dude called me up

I said, "I'm just a friend!"

Then I met this really cute thang

Sarah, a VJ

The problem is she in Jakarta

Me in PJ

Came Catherine, a model

A stunning looker

When she caught me

With her bestfriend Luna

It shook her

Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice

Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece

Peace!!!

To all the hearts that I broke on tour

At least 5 in Indo

And 4 in Singapore

But back home

You know I got scores for sure

Just tell me

What type you lookin' for

I had a chick in showbiz

She liked to slow kiss

But I dumped her

She had halitosis

Hana, a half Japanese chick

Friends with Shukri

Bed wrecker

Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!"

Cookery expert

MILF named Yuzi

Chilled wit' her two kids

In their jaccuzi

The Jaguar chick

I met at the red lights

Gimme ten seconds flat

Imma get my mack right

Now the list it goes on

Till the break of dawn

Yeah I'm strictly white lyin'

When I'm singin' this song

Young playaz sing along

To shoo pigeons

Who either plain wack

Or love you

For wrong reasons

Like the chicks

Who only want me

Cause I'm popular

Not because that I'm simply

A fly fella'

So to all the hearts I broke

I mean many

Don't blame it on me honey

Blame Jenny...

Chorus

Tell shorty I love her

Tell shorty I need her

Tell shorty not to cry

My love for her

Will never die

Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow]

I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick

Down *** chick

That drive her own whips

Had Monique

Fly trick

Used to buy me force kicks

Loved to watch pawn flicks

But couldn't really suck it

Had to kick her out quick

Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh

Her mom was from Rio

Company CEO

But damn she had BO

Adios senorita

Then I met Anita

But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?)

I'm the type of kid

That could give Stella

Her groove back

Never drop corny lines like

"Baby, you're Too Phat"

Don't do that

I drop conversations worthwhile

That stimulate minds

And tend to generate smiles

Operate with style

How I do is hard to say

Call me Big J

Hugh Heffner protegee

See I ain't met a girl

That could get down with me

And blow my mind

That's why I still

Play around you see?

Ya'll think

I got a thing for flings?

Well you wrong

See until I meet

The girl of my dreams

I'll keep my game strong

Keep my game fly

Keep telling white lies

Never deal with a trick

To say my bye bye's

Somebody please tell shorty

That it's over

Somebody go tell shorty

That I love her

This is for the better

Believe my story

It ain't you

It's me shorty

Believe I'm sorry

C'mon now...

Chorus

Tell shorty I love her

Tell shorty I need her

Tell shorty not to cry

My love for her

Will never die