Too Phat - I Like You Now lyrics

rate me

They call me casanova, shorty the romeo

I'm makin' the gurlies scream and squirm in they pantihose

and munchin' Oreos smilin' frontin' my dimples

I'm gettin' the fly gurls and leavin' they boyfriends scratchin' temples

Yea yea but back in school I was a nerd

I read encyclopedias and kinda knew every word

I couldn't get no gurls 'cause I wore thick spectacles

and after school bullies wanted to kicked my test***es

See, well I was small and kinda sissy

The only gurl that wanted to kiss me looked like by Missy

and everybody dissed even this gurl I had a crush wit'

A rich chick wit big ***s that makes y'all wanna touch it

and chew it she got a face like Jennifer Hewwit

and everytime shed passed by the guys would go like "peeewit"

Well losers nerds and geeks they needed love too

So I met her and said "can you be my boo boo ?

prom's around the corner I kinda need a date

and if you said yes a world of difference it would make"

She laughed and said, "hey shorty see my lips ? read it

Look at me... now look at you nerd... beat it !"

Case closed last week I met her at the mall

She like, "hey, 'member you asked me to the ball when we were small ?"

I said, "yeah yeah yea you usta diss me as a child"

"alaaa now you too phat of course I like you now !"

Hey I like you now

I swear I like you now

I usta diss you back then

but hey I like you now (4X)

dont you know how much I like you

dont you know how much I like you now ?(2X)

ay ay remember Big Barry ?... the one who dated Kelly ?

and everyday after skool he'd kick me in the belly ?

and bullied everybody the father was a wrestler

He took advantage of that and even wacked the headmaster

But passed every semester cause all teachers feared

When we had no p***c hair this kid already grew a beard

A weird mother*****r always tryina make me cry

He'd give me a flyin' kick everytime I pass by

and broke my friggin' glasses 26 times that year

He'd stomp me after class while other kids would cheer

I'd walk home dyin' cryin' lyin' to mommy

"Don't you let that bully kick your tummy gain you lil' dummy,

Lil' Poopsy it's about time you fought back," she said

"Not with your fists but with those words up in your head !"

So the next time when Barry swung and started hittin'

I started bustin freestyle flows and kept spittin'

encyclopedic words and I couldnt seem to quit it

I left him shivering, quivering the man shitted

"Hey excretory opening of the alimentary canal !"

That's longy for a**hole, but he couldn't tell

So he ran and didn't see his face the rest of the semester

The last thing I heard he became a hairdresser

At the last show I heard some peeps be yellin' my name loud

and at the front row was Barry screamin' "hey I like you now !"

See I was at the club chillin' with my boys

Talking about them gurlies and 'em snazzy gurlie toys

Some were crackin' jokes, some were shootin pool

When in walked an angel and kinda blocked my view, damn

She's so fine designed one helluva kind

I thought of a line 'cause I knew I had to make her mine

So I stepped up and let her soak up my aroma

"Gurl where your folks at? I need thank your momma

I'm J Maguire can I manage you tonight ?

and hit my crib so we can start a pillow fight..."

She took a look and brushed my hand off her hip

"hey Joe you silly fool go wipe that drool off your lip

I'm Amber, remember? We went to school together

but back then I was fatter and you called me cookie monster

I took Tummytrim now like what you see ?

But I'll never forgive all the nasty things you said to me"

She spun around and left me standing like lamp post

Damn I got played by the one I wanted most

I couldn't believe this goddess used to be a cow

I never thought I'd say this but hell yeah I like her now