Toby Keith - High Maintenance Woman lyrics

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I see her layin' by the poolside every day

She ain't got a lot on

She ain't got a lot to say

She wouldn't look my way

But buddy, what do you expect

I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15

Climb into the back of a long limosine

I know where she's goin'

She's goin' downtown

I'm goin' downtown, too, and take a look around

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call

After water pipe exploded in the living room wall

If your washer and dryer in need of repair

You know the handyman's waitin'

And he'll be right there

Twenty-four hours

Seven days a week

If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak

Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try

You know I got all the tools

And I can satisfy

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't asked her out yet

'Cause I don't know if I can

You see a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man...man

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

Ain't no high maintenance woman

Gonna fall for a maintenance man...no