TIME - My Fantastic Country lyrics

rate me

This is a fantastic country with Bruce Lee punching cops

The president is great, he doesn't want me to get blown up

He wants my homeland safe

He doesn't want scientists playing God

He wants there to be enough oil to keep our country running

He's so nice he even wants to lower my taxes

There's no conspiracies or secret plots, just the truth

He wants to eliminate, bad people, bad people, evil

The media doesn't even tell lies here

There's no wars only disagreements

Soldiers are suppose to get shot it

It's just a video game

I feel so safe here I don't even need the second amendment

Ah amen