TIME - Flying Cowboys lyrics

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Water doesnt stick to tape

And if I join the air force I can legally rape

Eeee-motions can't be held together by glue

If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue

Your stereotypes ain't true

If I learned to fly I wouldn't teach you

One less ally to deal with

People ain't no friend to me

Cause bodies all evolve into enemies

I need to get my vaccination

For this biggie small Pac invasion

Egos are hilarious, they're like pushup bras or tupays

Fake shit to make you feel better physical affirmations for blue days

Who stays?

Talcum in the middle or younger brother

Oedipus complex on an orphan child with no mother

Branches dangle, heroes from an Achilles tendon that'll push fallen angels

With parachutes

Cowboys are full of courage

But with their eyes shot out they can't stare at you

Chiefs riot with spirits who didn't share the flute

Don't freeze tell an officer I dare you to shoot

Find bullet holes in place of button clips

I don't want to live, epitaph, mutton monolith

So I fly away

Watch your manslaughter case in court as an apparition

Hearing allegations of how the finger slipped

As persuading as the cleavage in-between her tits

Tell your attorney to pay the bystanders to heckle

Cause I'll be busy writing things that make me excited

While nursing home occupants count their freckles

Water doesn't stick to tape

And if I join the air force I can legally rape

E-motions can't be held together by glue

If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue

The sad thing is I believe most of these lies inside my head

Like big brother spies

With nineteen hundred and eighty four eyes watching over me till I'm dead

When I go to sleep I have dreams of hanging from the gallows

Most cowboy poets get about as deep as a stream gets shallow

(What)

Just joking

I was only playing

But I am serious when I tell you you're not abstract just because

I can't understand what the fuck you're saying

Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes

Jetpack bounty hunter defying gravity catching clouds with my lasso

Digging the spurs in, spaghetti western

Bar fights opponents with whiskey breath

Say what you will, I'm not listening, my ears are blind and my eyes are deaf

Throwing bar stools, he hit me with a right hook and missed me with his left

Turbo thrusters on burnt to a crispy death

Broom in the holster who's going to clean up this mess

I'm a custodian not a janitor

I'm the last of a dying breed, I don't smoke and never been drunk

I'm a straight edge with blood shot eyes I keep a green tea filled canister

Cause I'm from the state where kids kill each other at school

And I'm from the race where humans kill each other like fools

Play with fire and you'll get acquainted

Play with monarchies and find your wine tainted

Love the rituals but laugh at change

Cause tradition is the only repetition making me feel sane

Water doesn't stick to tape

And if I join the air force I can legally rape

Eeee-motions can't be held together by glue

If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue

Your stereotypes ain't true

If I learn to fly today I wouldn't teach you

Cowboys go to airports cause they can't fly with capes

Cowboys go to airports

Six barrels take

Ten paces and turn around flying cowboys nowhere to be found

Tumbleweeds obsolete

Safeway sacks blow down main street