Thin Lizzy - The Bong Can Do No Wrong lyrics
rate meJohnny Bong got back today!
With those Armani shades hiding his eyes away
Travelling from club to club he stalks his prey
Claiming he has loads of chips that he must play
People asking if he has won a few pound
Bong starts flaggin telling people that it was sound
Told them he was up winning all night
Man this Bong talks a load of shite
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
Jont said
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
Then there's his wife who know how to talk a lot
Everyday she'd be flagging and bragging what she'd got
Man she'd never shut up just talk a host of rot
I think she's just dreaming
And then that time Johnny claimed he'd got first place
Well she did no more but slapped the Bong in disgrace
The bong just rolled a joint and got off his face
And if the Bong wants to FLAG just let him
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
Jont said
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
Just sprading shit around
The Bong can do no wrong
He'll spread the shit around
Thursday nights Bong will shoot to kill
Up at the Social looking for his fill
The night goes by and the bullshit will start to swill
And if the Bong wants to raise just let him
Then it comes right down to the last six on the bubble
Oh my god the Bongs in real deep trouble
Trouble alright as he's out yet again
So much for that seat on the plane
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
He''ll spread his shit around
The Bong can do no wrong
His hands not even strong
The Bong is back, he's got no crack
The Bong is Flagging in town again
He's Flagging at the Social Club
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Thanks to JIM HALL
