Tankard - Myevilfart lyrics

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Hey boss! Your Party's cool

Another year so let's start drinking

Excess! The alcohol flows

Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladder's full

Need to take a killer piss now

I can't, can't hardly walk

Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee, and passed some gas

My rectum is evil, I've just burnt my ass

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

Here comes my friend

With a raging pole to empty

Nice, right next to me

Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke

My ass had the power, it wasn't a fluke

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

The job was done

I went back home really happy

Still unable to walk

Hit the hay but then I blew more

People-a lesson learned

A lot of beers and you'll start stinking

Eat beans-and that's how it goes

Make people spew and be a winner

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart

My evil fart!! Methane is a form of might

In the burning flame of power!! My evil fart