Steven Lynch - Half A Man lyrics

rate me

ll my days

I live with my disgrace

I'm afraid to show my face

Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born

Like a half way neutered pet

I don't have a matching set

It's a part of me

That just aint there

Please, don't stare

Well I'ma gambling man with out two dice

I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice

Oh to have two testis would be so nice

But I'm half a man

Yeah, I'm half a man

Wanna die

End it all, just call it quits

I can't find a cup that fits

And at baseball games I feel so dumb

When I hear "ball one"

Oh, my God

How could you have been so cruel

To give me one family jewel

And the one that's there must feel so sad

He's a lonely nad

Well I'ma marathon runner with just one leg

I'ma fallopian tube with just one egg

Oh, I want another testi

Do I have to beg?

Cause I'm half a man

Well I'ma tweedle dee with no tweedle dum

And I'ma Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb

And I'ma Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum

I'm just half a man

Yeah, I'm half a man