Sir Mix-A-Lot - Monsta Mack lyrics

rate me

Run for the hills cause the mack is back

I'm hookin' up girls by fact

If you're stacked

You can rub a big mack

I gotta gas

So don't worry about scraps

(no, no)

Five foot eleven with a seven foot game

Gotta big mouth piece and I show no shame

Monster kinky have no morals

Monster loves to get oral (ummmm!)

Got ten cars and the girls like that

I was born and bred to be a mack

Once your sign is played

You gotta put a style in your game now a days

In the sixty's girls was all hot

LSD had 'em given up thigh

The baby boom was on I drop

No more woodstock but now you got Mix-A-Lot

So put me in your CD changer

Watch your girl cause Mix's a re-arranger

Ooo, he's sexist

Doo, he's sexist

Keepin Rush Limbaugh restless

Well I'm da' mack and that’s monster

Straight chase girls through the tail cause I wants to

You can call it wack

But you respect this black

When it comes to game I'm a monster mack

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Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough

Big Mack, Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough

I'm a monster mack

Lookin for sex

Bih bih bih big big mack

Strike the pose

But she aint nasty as me

Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky

Can't stop tappin that tweety

Give it to the needy

Nope, cause I'm too damn greedy

Here I go walking through the mall

Don't play ball

But I got game for 'em all

Focus on a victim, Focus on a victim

Mr. Richard is hot so lets sick em

And like a tomahawk jumpin’’ on a skillet

Girl you got to gimp my puhh

The pick up king is back buddy

Tryin’ to give lessons to these thick ass ballers and understudies

I'm not tryin’ to call you no bitch girl

Don't give a damn if your poor or rich girl

And we can play a pool

And I'm pokin’ that 8-ball cool

And the bootys

I still like the bootys

She got a little waist doin’ squats just to keep me on my duty

Giant size games what I droppin’

Straight freaks with these thick ol' gluts is what I'm knockin’

Now the right wing wanna test me

If likin’ sex is a crime then you arrest me

But don't tell me who to sing to Jack

Cause a third of your life is in the sack

I'm a monster mack

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Drivin’ my car by the bus stop

Till I spot a young cutie straight suckin’ down a soda pop

Baby girl's winkin’

Mix-A-Lot's thinkin’

Hope this girl's feet ain’t stankin’

Here we go

Swing by Franglors

Get a little Soul Food

Now you got a brother in the mood

Damn gotta get her home with the quickness

For this warriors a witness

No need to put my girls on tilt

Cause straight up game will get your milk

The nasty dog is back

With straight pimp game black

Ain’t no shame

I'm a monster mack

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