Shaun Boothe - The Reporter lyrics
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This is add news with anchorman Shaun Boothe<br />
And five time anchorman of the year Travis Zimmerman<br />
And now to the news desk<br />
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Travis: <br />
Hi, my name is Travis Zimmerman and welcome to ADD news<br />
I'm here reporting live with anchorman Shaun Boothe. Shaun?<br />
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Shaun:<br />
Thanks Travis and thank you all for tuning in <br />
Now before you start tuning out lets begin<br />
With the new trend to eat more and move less<br />
Obesity is now the new leading cause of death<br />
Yup, a hamburger is more likely to murder you than a black man's burner<br />
In further news, according to law enforcers<br />
The difference between police brutality and order is really a camcorder<br />
And recent polls extended the end of an era<br />
Of a little moron and his war on terror<br />
But president Bush insists he's not drilling for oil<br />
Those weapons of mass destruction are in the soil<br />
And while less and less people are working <br />
The least threatened occupation is the cosmetic surgeon<br />
Finally not to disrupt natural order<br />
The rich continue to get richer while the poor get poorer<br />
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CHORUS:<br />
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Travis:<br />
Well ok then, moving right along<br />
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
In the world news, everything is going wrong and <br />
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
Nevertheless, kids don't forget<br />
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
This is the news, This is the news<br />
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
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Shaun:<br />
Studies show that nobody knows a damn thing<br />
So they buy into whatever studies show<br />
But contrary to racial profiling <br />
All young black males are NOT prone to violence<br />
And being Arabic doesn't guarantee you're a terrorist<br />
Solemnly sworn to some code of silence<br />
And in business news, seems the gas crisis<br />
Was really a marketing scheme to jack prices<br />
And judging by how high they are<br />
We'll get the electric chair before the electric car<br />
But all the poverty and violence<br />
No one's got time to worry about the environment<br />
But that hole in the ozone lair didn't go nowhere<br />
So wear some sun block if you got your nose in the air<br />
SPF 15 and up<br />
Now pay attention white folks cause I don't need the stuff<br />
70 acres of nature are lost each minute<br />
And possibly the cure to a lot of disease with it<br />
Sad but true, but don't worry you'll forget it by tomorrow afternoon<br />
Travis back to you<br />
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CHORUS:<br />
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Travis:<br />
Great stuff, moving right along Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
In the world news, everything is going wrong and Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
Nevertheless, kids don't forget Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
This is the news, This is the news Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah<br />
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Shaun:<br />
According to Fashin File<br />
A 'must have' for every celeb is an African child<br />
And in even lighter news, when it come to lookin sexier<br />
Nine out of ten models prefer bolemia to anorexia<br />
And with the warning shots cops (are) lettin go<br />
Live now 'cause you never know <br />
And remember folks<br />
If I ain't say it - it ain't worth repeatin'<br />
Signing off I'm Shaun Boothe - better know as SEAZON<br />
