shane dawson - Douche Bag lyrics

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You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2

D-bag d-d-bop-bop x3

D-bag douche bag.

He takes longer then you to get ready.

He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay.

He lotions up other girls at the beach.

Romantic night for him is chucke cheese.

Oh oh o-oh oh oh x2

He let you down, let you down down.

Oh oh o-oh oh oh x2

Tell you to lose some pounds

Lose some pound-pounds

He always makes you cry

So girl don't be surprised

Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby

You hope that he will change,

But he'll just stay the same

Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby

You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag.

Yeah.

He's an excuse for a man

Who gets his tan from a can

F word tattooed on his hand

Cuz he's so cool

(Dude, I'm so cool)

He makes you massage his feet

His dog sits in the front seat

His farts are never discrete

And he will always be a tool.

I wanna love you

You know I would do anything for you

I wanna help you

But you just keep on letting him hurt you

He'll hurt you.

He always makes you cry

So girl don't be surprised

Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby

You hope that he will change,

But he'll just stay the same

Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby

You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag.

D-bag d-d-bop-bop x3

D-bag douche bag.

Thanks to JessTheGoth-_- for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to sophie for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Rebecca xx for correcting these lyrics