Robbie Williams - Hello Sir lyrics

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Hello Sir

Remember me?

I'm the man you thought I'd never be

The boy who you reduced to tears

The lad called 'thingy' for six whole years

Yeah that's right, my name's Bob

The one who landed the popstar's job

The one who you told 'look don't touch'

The kid who wouldn't amount to much

Well I'm here and you're still there

With your fake sportscar and receding hair

Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart

Married to the woman that teaches art

Married to the life, married to the school

I want to sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?

Sing and dance? You thought I was barmy

'Settle down thingy, join the army!'

And who are you to tell me this?

The dream I want I'll have to miss

Sir it's God, he's been given the right

To structure lives overnight

Now I know life's true path

Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh

No, not me. I'm a mega civilian.

I won't lead my life riding pillion

But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do

For the negative dickheads just like you

As for now, I've a different weapon

Stage and screen are about to beckon

And here I sit in first class

Bollocks sir, kiss my ass