Puscifer - Cuntry Boner lyrics

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I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta Lynn

I fucked Barbara Mandrill and I fucked all of her kin

I fucked Minnie Pearl, I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl

I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds

CHORUS:

My Country Boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down

My boner my boner my boner won't go down

It won't go down it won't go down

My country boner it won't go down

Fucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep inside

I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died

I fucked Dwight Yoakum,

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him

I fucked the judds I fucked the Judds

CHORUS

I fucked Alabama I fucked the Oakridge Boys

I fucked Randy Travis with a 12 inch plastic toy

I fucked the cast of Hee Haw

I fucked Glen Campbell I fucked him on a see saw

Kennie Rodgers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass

CHORUS x2

My Country Boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down

My boner my boner my boner won't go down

It won't go down it won't go down

My country boner it won't go down

Won't go down

Won't... go.... dooooown.