Poison - Party Rock Band lyrics

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My album sucks, the critics say<br>I can't sing and I can't play<br>All I care about is sex and money<br>I look out-dated, I think that's funny<br><br>Chorus<br>But I'm too shallow to really give a damn<br>Cause I sing for a party rock band<br><br>In '86, fans ripped out my hair<br>Now it's '96, there ain't none there<br>The girls used to talk dirty to me<br>But now it just really hurts when I pee<br><br>Chorus<br>But I'm too stoned to really give a damn<br>'cause I sing for my party rock band<br><br>Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me<br>You can be my two and only<br>I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man<br><br>Solo<br><br>My agent says I need publicity<br>Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously<br>So wrecked my car into a telephone pole<br>Tried to date the singer from hole<br>But courtney didn't love me<br>Don't they understand? <br><br>Cuz I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't<br>Care about nothing unless I'm getting laid<br><br>Party rock band.