Pat Green - Everclear lyrics

rate me

Everyday in lunch and high school, and all of my senior year, I'd drink my Coca

Cola with a touch of Everclear. I never had to study math, science, or history.

I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory. My junior year I swore I loved

sweet Miss Sherry Anne. One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. pepper can. I

thought it'd make her easy, she took it pretty hard. I took her home and rang

her doorbell left her layin in the yard. Tequila dries me out, and beer just

makes me fat. Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that. If

you're thinkin, about drinkin, then the answer's crystal clear. It's the

invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear. I remember my church picnic in the

spring of 89'. Yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the vine.

When they bowed their heads given grace for the food. hey I pulled out the

bottle and I soaked them melons good. they never knew what hit em, when the

potion went to work, they had grandmas doin back flips, grandpas lookin up

their skirts! they were singin alleluia and Willie nelson songs. preacher said

it was the best dang picnic that the Baptists have ever thrown. Tequila dries

me out, and beer just makes me fat. Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the

hell needs that. If you're thinkin, about drinkin, then the answer's crystal

clear. It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear. When I'm drinkin

Everclear I think I'm king of this whole world. I'm bigger and badder then John

Wayne and cooler then Steve Earl. Until I wake-up, and I'm face down in the

hall. hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall. But I'm kinda sorta

thinkin that maybe I met a chick. Cuz there's perfume in the air and there's

lipstick on my neck. And I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was

kind. Enough to leave my clothes somewhere, they're easy to find. Tequila dries

me out, and beer just makes me fat. Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the

hell needs that. If you're thinkin, about drinkin, then the answer's crystal

clear. It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.