Parry Gripp - Happy Birthday, Or Else! lyrics
rate meYeah! <br />
I'm gonna write you a memo if you don't have a happy birthday (Yeah)<br />
I'll use a big red pen and punctuate it with a frowny face (Why not?)<br />
And if for even one second I can see that you're not smiling<br />
(Come on, smile! ) I'm gonna march over there and post it on your cake<br />
(Oh, here it comes)<br />
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Have a happy birthday, or else! [x2]<br />
Have a happy birthday, don't make me mad (don't make me mad! )<br />
Have a happy birthday, or else! [x2] (Happy Birthday! )<br />
You better be happy or I'll make you real real sad.<br />
(And not just sad - HR sad. yeah)<br />
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- "Now listen up buddy. You gotta have a happy birthday or I can't<br />
Be responsible for my actions. I don't know what's gonna happen. But<br />
I know one thing for sure. You're gonna have a happy birthday.<br />
OR ELSE! Yeah."<br />
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Happy Birthday to you.