Parokya Ni Edgar - The Yes Yes Show lyrics

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You better get ready for a big surprise

you think its almost over but it's only the rise

mental message via visual contact

louder than any other sexual soundtrack

(chito)more margarita from my cute seniorita

triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor

chuggin down on my JNB

while checkin out the parts of my dates anatomy

forget the brains forget the personality

what im after is your effect on my gravity

like trinity flyin high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

You better get ready for a big surprise

you think its almost over but it's only the rise

mental message via visual contact

louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

flashin some cash and some rockstar bullshit

movin in for the thrill movin in for the kill

i got us a room in a fancy hotel and

we got everything we need a big bag of money

a bigger bag of wheat and we try to impress as you start to undress stop the press we need to get this

You better get ready for a big surprise

you think its almost over but it's only on the rise

mental message via visual contact

louder than any other sexual soundtrack

I like to keep it going cause i got it going on

but it's vinchi's turn on the microphone so...

(ahem)

my name is vinchi and i am neat

i love pretty girls and i love to eat

i made this rap from my mind and i am very very kind

i like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars

you say i'm bad but i am good so shut up now and eat some food

tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

sampung taon kanang sikat wala ka parin bang ibang talent

tsong ano bang sinasabi mo mali ang sinasabi mo

magaling akong kumanta alam mo ba yung picha pie

kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay

ang kanta diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

alam natin mas okay nung ako ang kumanta

tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang

at alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang

at ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta

ilan...

wala eh ano ngayon

Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat

ang vocalist ng parokya band the parokya ni edgar....

teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit

maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo subalit

bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

ehh ba't ung ibang singers naman kahit hndi niya sinulat ang kinakantang kanta nila ay sobra kung sumikat

tulad ko,at ni kino, at ni benedict aquino na wla n yatang mas sisikat pa kahit n sino

ewan ko sandali,wag k ngang makulit

kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit

baka makatikim k ng sarzuela de kamao

na sinlisto endekato sa gulpihing dekontodo

talaga hndi nga,tatawa n ba ako

hindi porket koreano ka magaling k magtaekwando

wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

kami ang mga tipong na hndi umaatras

sandali lng wag muna kyong mag laban

bago kyo magsuntukan,ba't di nyo muna pagusapan ang hndi maunawaan

cge na kiss na peace na please

ang bayad mo sa jeepney ay kulang p ng diyes

kung ayaw m mangyari ang nangyari sa iba matuto tyo kung paano magpakumbaba

wag natin kalimutan kung saan naggsimula..

Alam naman nating lahat na mahal namin ang isat'isa wlang iwanan sa parokya band sa parokya ni edgar band....

uhh...di ko alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta kaya ganito nlng bigla nlng mawawala.....