Parade movie - Big News! lyrics

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CRAIG:<br>

Big news!<br>

Another week goes by in Atlanta!<br>

Another fascinating, scintillating, stimulating, spirit-stirring week!<br>

Big news!<br>

Another Sunday comes to Atlanta!<br>

Another week of news so thrilling<br>

That your average city newshound<br>

Wants to take a flying jump into the creek!<br>

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You got a kitten up a tree?<br>

Well come to me! And I'll see<br>

It makes it on the front page!<br>

They mayors mother broke her toe?<br>

They gotta know!<br>

Stop the press! It's a mess<br>

It's the scandal of the age!<br>

Hell, it's Big News<br>

Another shock to rockIn Atlanta!<br>

Another Information feast<br>

From the gateway to the whole Southeast!<br>

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Look! In the mines and the mills<br>

And the Mexican hills, they got stories to tell<br>

Look! Now Ohio's afloat<br>

Soon the women will vote, and we'll all go to Hell<br>

Look! Now that Wilson is in<br>

And old Taft didn't win, Hell, they're comin' to blows!<br>

Look! The Titanic went down<br>

But I'm stuck in this town with my thumb up my nose<br>

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And that's Big New!<br>

Another stir-crazy freak in Atlaaaaaaaaanta<br>

The board of Estimates's approved a new street! (Yippee!)<br>

They're building churches out of high-grade concrete! (Looka that!)<br>

They say the rain'll give a break from the heat!<br>

It's a scoop! It's a twist!<br>

It's a reason to exist!<br>

Pray to Heaven! Pray to Zeus!<br>

There's a genius on the loose!<br>

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And that's really really really Big News!<br>

You never saw such things in Atlanta!<br>

Another Brilliant mind deceased<br>

In the gateway to the whole Southeast!<br>

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What a town!<br>

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