Obama-Romney - Rap Battle lyrics

rate me

Hello America, my name is Mitt Romney

The 22th republican presidential nominee

Surprise I can rap and it gets even better

Cause I took my name and rearranged the letters, check it

I’m a man of faith, big part of my identity

I’m representity, I’m a mormentity

I look presidential, white teeth, strong chin and grey hair

Please note my trim

Time have been ... but I’ma change ...so huge

It’s like I got enormity, trademark

A leadership switch should be timely

Obama is a failure and a wash out, I’m not, try me

My aim was a style that’s totally lame about

But then you went the flame route and called my name out

Mitt you should have known this

It’s a mistake to mock Barrack because I torment my opponents

Have I danged your mother, certainly

And I’ll so till the end of time

Call it that a momternity

You’d be a fool to match wits with me

Ain’t that right tiny emo mr t

I pity the fool, I pity the fool

You used the letters in my own name against me?

Damn you

Why don’t we see what your name anagram do

This means you’re brainless as a scarecrow

Cause I got flavor like a babka

Power like a camaro, I’m a lyrical commando

It’s easy as abc to see my aka should be Rambo

I make you sob along with your whole ham

When I slam your dog bo with a car, kabam

I won’t let this nob take my job

But I will leave you shaking in ... like a maraca kebab

Don’t show me your diploma,

Cause I can tell you got a ba

But in your case it’s short for back aroma

You stanking ass for a whack of term

You white gob pachyderm

A elephant president no way hose

The tasking ... oh ok

Well I get Tim Pawlenty, oh he’s a wimpy talent

And Rick Santorum, bird brain stork cranium

What about Michelle Bachman, minessota belch machine

Newt Gringrich I mean who let that Grinch get away

Well if Herman Cain my dog, I done that canine harm

Rick Perry I irk it, pre making him cry

Jon huntsman can give me an hj on my nuts

And Ron can lick my pauls

That’s an oral pun

I’ll win the elections, no I’m gonna win

Are you sure of that power,

Oh are you sure of that m’am

This is my America, bro!