N-Dubz - Duku Man (Skit) lyrics

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Yo I’m like lately seeing like

Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but

When I’m on a skankin’ ting no lie I’m on a blankin’ ting

And if you feel my shit I’m on a thankin’ ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me

I’m on a spankin’ ting it’s no wankin’ ting ai

See me I’m on a stancin’ ting

forever more I shall be the skankin’ king

So if you wanna come hotel don’t waste time

Only get one chance don’t get nine

like kartel said mi cocky longer than mi nine

so cup it and lets up bump ‘n’ grind

I’m a man you’re a female

And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook

But they can’t back the real thing in up in detail

Don’t bring your pictures don’t know your emails

Yo I’m a hard worker but I’m not a grime MC

So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics

And my friends reminiscing about the days

When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!)

Shag them then link their best friend

You’re the shit to my shoe shoulda splashed on the floor

Hey if you’re a duku man you’ve gotta be stackin’ up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

What planet are you on you must be cuckoo

I don’t wanna put a thing in VD’s hands

‘Cause you’re real definite and make it go duku

We’re supposed to have rules not lulus

Never have I seen a man run that fast

I’m surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise)

I dunno dickhead beenie man’s cousin

Dey feel silly man dey ate more than a dozen

I did ask Tulisa and she told me that:

(”I will never shag a man unless I love him!”)

Zagaza I wanna be fake ragamuffin

How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin’

Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin’

You bein’a buggin’ wanna talk shit behind my back

When you see me start runnin’

You bein’ heavy like a ton full of bricks N-Dubz got a bag full of hits

You and your boys are back full of bricks if we come to your party

You know we’re gonna leave with all of the chicks

If you’re a duku man you’ve gotta be stackin’ up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (Dooks tell me…)

What would you if you’re in a club dancin’

A man rollin’ with his girlfriend on a satin

And she starts givin’ you the eye like it’s a bang ting

I know what I would do I ain’t rampin’ (Dooks)

I would take her to the toilet put her in a sink

Give her willy till they by dem wink

Don’t think I’m buyin’ you a drink you are not my girlfriend

And that’s enough of that I don’t care what you think

When I die don’t bury me burn me

By the way things are goin’ I might die early

I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:

I’m a killer and no one can hurt me

Yo

When I die don’t bury me freeze me

By the way things are goin’ I might die easy

I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:

I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy

You ask if you think that I’m living in a dreamland

You thinkin’ that I play two notes on a keyboard

And come up with a song like ours

Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise)

My album’s a slut in the charts

half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter

So could you please stop standin’ in the west

when you can’t even sell

2 of them in an hour go go cobunion

I come chew wid a shank then done dem

Im from a place called North West London

I heard your mum’s got bunions fam what!

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