MadHatter - Pipe Dreams lyrics

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I've been having crazy pipe dreams

Don't laugh

And please don't call the mental hospital staff

But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms(what! )

Pirrana plants of doom and fireflowers in full bloom

It don't stop there (yeah)

It sound insane

But there's a princess in peril calling out my name.

Mario I don't know how she knows me though

But she's fine as hell and has an *ss like whoa!

So I run through the land

And I'm quick on the double

Dream or no dream man Toadstool is in trouble

So bring on King Koopa I'm not that impressed

I'm gonna flush out that snake like a plumber posses. (b*tch)

-Chouras-

I am true to my claim

Fatboy plumber Mario is my name

Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash

You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche

I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap

And my blue overalls (old school like that)

My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch

I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

I've been having crazy pipe dreams

My brothers in there too

Luigi

But Luigi's a P*ssy (oooohh)

So it's up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom

I'm goin to kick *ss and chew bubblegum (what! )

I know that was lame

But when your enemies are turtles you have no shame

You have Koopa Troopas and Koopa Paratroopas

Stomp on their shells and leave them in the stoopa

Suppa duppa Mario! (magic fungas)

Make me grow double size and stomp my foes to dust

I'm quick to put a boot to a Goombas forehead

One small jump

And I'm leavin' him dead

-Chouras-

I am true to my claim

Fatboy plumber Mario is my name

Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash

You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche

I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap

And my blue overalls (old school like that)

My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch

I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

(Yeah, who can jump the highest of the flagpole now b*tch. yeah. where's my fireworks godd*mmit)

I've been having crazy pipe dreams

I start to wonder

If this isn't a dream what kind of spell am I under

Cause it feels so real and it makes me think

When a foe makes me shrink

This isn't a dream. I'm throwin' fire better duck

I'm quick to burn a hammerbrotha motherf*cka what

(Yeah)

This has to be real this ain't no game

My worlld and their world is one of the same

I dive into the moat on the way to the castle

(Physh)

Underwater enemies are givin' me a hassle

*ssholes like luppa the squid and Cheep Cheep

But I can't stop now

I'm in too deep (yeah)

-Chouras-

I am true to my claim

Fatboy plumber Mario is my name

Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash

You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche

I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap

And my blue overalls (old school like that)

My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch

I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

One more thing!

I've been having crazy pipe dreams

I think they're true

Im-a turn bowsers skin from green to black and blue

I've came a long way

Eh who am iI kidding,

I used warp zone to get over here

And that's where I have been

Don't you call me a cheater

I don't see you savin' the world in your stained wife beater. (yeah)

Eatin pizza and playin' nintendo for hours

Leave it to me I'm the one with super powers (tada)

Back to the story of Bowser and his grave

Beyond he fiery pit of Princesses to save

When I got there there was this midget *sshole

Sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle

-Chouras-

I am true to my claim

Fatboy plumber Mario is my name

Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash

You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche

I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap

And my blue overalls (old school like that)

My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch

I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

(F*ck this game)