Mad Tv - Whats on TV lyrics

rate me

Guess whos back

back again

Frasier's back, tell a friend

Frasiers back (x8)

Wow wow wow

To beat that dead horse

and no one can force me

to watch Frasier no more

or that Bufffy or Dawsons Creek

You're losing blood Buffy

your going bald Jim Van Der Beek

And believe me its true that

I can't get no stiffy with these

chicks on Friends, they're all pushing 50

And I wanna pull a rock on

the dock at the hospital

when I don't know any shlocks

who are operating,

except Noah Wyle and he's nauseating

Hey, it's not too early to be

already hating the King Of Queens

and his fat ass is only doscilating

(chorus)

This seems like a joke to me

that this soap craps still on the screen

can't we get something better to see

instead of this **** thats on TV

Hey Drew Carey, I think its scarry

that you still got a show that

bled nine thousand years ago,

but Drew he's just floatin your back

and the fact that ABC is still kissin your ass,

and what a huge disaster and catastrophe

for use to see Becker's face on any TV

Just shoot me, Never should have got laid

6 years ago, the only good one is David Spade

Touched by an Angel, You're old and you're smelly,

go fly away and take Valerie Burtanelli.

Sean, you need a shot in the arm

you're draggin, put on a bra

you're boobs are saggin.

Ed should be dead, but can't see your tube

Judging Amy, The Practice, The View, 7th Heaven

you should go straight to hell,

so take a long jag and Big Brother as Well

Jim Belushi, plus a teenage witch

and **** that crosing Jordan *****!

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Na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na

This seems like a joke to me

that this soap craps still on the screen

There's just one thing I wanna see

and thats this show called Mad TV.