Mad Tv - Sorry Mrs. Jackson lyrics

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Reverend Jackson - If you had one thing to say to your wife about your love child, what would it be?

Well...

This one goes out to my baby's momma, and HER baby's momma, and her baby mahama momma drama.

Let's do this...

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson

she was just a cheap thrill

that's my love child, that I can't deny

child support and alimony will bleed me dry

I'm sorry mrs. jackson

I thought she was on the pill

I never meant to cheat on you dear wife

so I retire from the public life

her behind was fine

to me its shaped nicely

what started off soft, grew so hot it made me forget about wifey

a low-cut sweater plus the weather made her keep her chest out

everytime we talk I look my mind would wander with her breast out

the late night chats, the late night (milk?) was cool, but then they got crazy

I never thought ten months from now she'd actually have my baby

and now that the story is leaking, it's me in the tabloids edition

I tried to pay her off, she said screw that I want the coalition

I thought if you found out I figured our marriage might die

I thought if I told (?) you'd forgive me, would keep hope alive

but now that the story is out I really look like a dumb brother

maybe next time I cheat on you, Jesse won't forget his rubber

I'm sorry mrs. jackson

she was just a cheap thrill

that's my love child, that I can't deny

child from ---(?)

I'm sorry mr. jackson, this mess is real

your black *** is going out the door

kick it with your skank ***funky whore

I'm sorry Mr. jackson, let's make a deal

call my lawyer see what he has to say

but brotha get ready 'cause you're gonna have to pay

I can't believe you reverend

you had the nerve to cheat on me

after all the nasty things you had me doing between our sheets

you're lucky I'm a christian woman, whew, and Lord I love my christ

'cause I was about ready to cut your little jackson with a knife

you embarrassed me in front of the world, our children, and whomever

so reverend jackson I'm walking out on your life forever

Forever? forever ever, forever ever ever?!

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson

I'm through with you

I'll do anything to keep you 'round

messed up and now you are going down

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson

I thought she was on the pill

I never meant to cheat on you dear wife

so I retire from the public life