Luke Bryan - Time To Take My Drunk Ass Home lyrics
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Its time to take my drunk ass home...<br />
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...<br />
Hit on all the girls, sang every song...<br />
Its time to take my drunk ass home...<br />
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Well i worked all week<br />
So i could come here<br />
Have a good time and an ice cold beer<br />
But 1 turned to 10<br />
and 10 turned to 20<br />
and 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many<br />
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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt<br />
I cant find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt<br />
My fall back plan, has done got sad<br />
Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad<br />
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<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
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"Help me up..... Aw put me back down put me back down"<br />
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I sucker punched my best friend<br />
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band<br />
I I look like hell...<br />
I feel like shit...<br />
I think its time i call it quits...<br />
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<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
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Yea its time to take my drunk ass home<br />
I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone<br />
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone...<br />
Its time to take my drunk ass home...<br />
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If yall agree, then sing along<br />
Its time to take, my drunk ass home...<br />
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"oh somebody call me a cab, please"
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