Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear lyrics

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[Q:]</i> If the aunt had balls she would be?<br />

[A:]</i> Uh, the uncle.<br />

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[Q:]</i> And in more trouble than?<br />

[A:]</i> A pregnant nun.<br />

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So get a hole to hide in<br />

Or somehide to cover the hole<br />

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Pig's Christmas parcel arrived<br />

Basically full of crap<br />

And others lil' treats.<br />

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Awe, that little pig.