Lady Mama - Telephone Parody lyrics

rate me

ady Mama:

What do you say BK?

BK:

Are you going to tell me that concept for this telephone video or what?

Lady Mama:

Well... First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance.

And, it's not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance,

So I will distract them by getting half naked,

And, throw everything at them,

But, the kitchen sink sink, the kitchen sink sink, what do you think think...

I will prove that I don't have a penis, wink wink,

First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards,

Then make out with a she-male in the prison yard yard,

BK:

This video seems goofy you should just do it alone,

Besides I'm getting sick of all these songs about phones,

Lady Mama:

Bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialoge,

We poison everyone including a cute dog,

Then we start to dance,

And there's dead people everywhere,

As usual I have a lot of crazy crap in my hair,

Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Product Placement,

We hide the de-dead bodies in the Ba-ba-basement,

Blood and Guts and Boobs and Butts,

And, I just wanna make your head explode,

Beep-beep-beep Beep-beep Beep-beep-beep

That was Lady Gaga in morose code,

BK:

If you think I'm doing this,

Then you're a crazy bastard,

You must of blown a gasket,

Are you tripping on acid,

As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard,

And, did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket,

I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancing,

You used to be a diva,

Now, your Marilyn Manson,

Lady Mama:

Your gonna do my video,

And, do it my way,

I'd hate for something bad to happen to your family,

BK:

My family-y?

Lady Mama:

That's right Beyonce',

A piano might accidently fall on Jay-Z,

BK:

Somebody help me cause I don't want to sing anymore,

She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor,

Lady Mama:

Rub a dub-dub three nuns in a tub,

And, they're doing it with a garden gnome,

BK:

Please don't beat me up,

But I have to ask what,

Does it have to do with a telephone?

You crazy Bitch! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Thanks to Summer for correcting these lyrics