KOOL KEITH - Intro lyrics

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[kool keith]<br>This is the intro<br>Why are you looking hard with a hood on and timberland boots<br>Staring at me for one hour -<br>- when you could walk up and shake my hand? why? <br>Why are you making those mean faces in your videos<br>With the fish lens effects? why? <br>Why do you walk in the clubs with 30 people around you<br>And stand in the corner, with big bodyguards for no reason<br>Why? <br>Why do you pull up, in valet parking, with your benz, that is rented? <br>Fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work - why? <br>Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes<br>Like I supposed to be scared (supposed to be scared) - why? (why? )<br><br>Who are you? (who are you? )<br>I circle like sharks while y'all panic - I cruise the atlantic<br>Y'all think I'm spaced out, human from the earth planet<br>That's right tomorrow I plan to boo your shows in the apollo<br>You follow, in the crowd the audience is hollow<br>Never ending while I'm mind bending resending you the first verse<br>That you was worse, a drag queen with a purse, unrehearsed<br>Don't try to reverse, harsh words send you to a nurse<br>Emergency with urgency, non-wrappable comics and<br>Half of y'all out there got me vomitin (bleh)<br>Turnin islamic and dominican, indian cambodian watchin nickelodeon tv<br>You see me lookin at me grabbin my pee-pee, y'all still sleepy<br>With hard faces tryin to look creepy? <br>You are the monsters of the original mr. softie, ice cream trucks<br><br>{*sung - background*} open your eyes, tell me why can't you see? <br>{*this line unclear*} why are you hating the player ? ? ? ? ? ? <br>Why can't you see that your fakin is weak? <br>Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see? <br><br>Why? <br>Your exaggeration perpetration levels are at exaggerating full speed<br>Why must I answer to you evil monsters? <br><br>{hey keith, we, are the official, haters<br>And you have sunken into the official hating zone<br>In which you witness the most salt shaking<br>Behind your back speaking<br>Record criticizing cock blocking<br>In the club costume jewelry wearing<br>Valet parked lexus renting<br>Undercover, star-struck<br>No game-having fake versace shirt wearing<br>Motel hell living<br>False muslim being, jungle fever having<br>Pork-eating demon people<br>Our purpose here on your planet is to bring you down<br>If you can evade this evil, you will be the man}