KOOL KEITH - Clifton lyrics
rate me[kool keith]<br>Yeah, straight from the ranch<br>Motion man {*echoes*}<br>J. reno, kool keith {*echoes*}<br>Kool keith<br><br>I used to rock a booty butt banger with a hanger<br>Snap back with back slaps, bypass them corny raps<br>Perhaps some action, maxin in the turb' relaxin<br>Unique investigator, sportin more alligators<br>From here to virginia, clubs when I step up in ya<br>Tell the maid from my toes, to my shoulder blade<br>Extreme act up on front stage, make em back up<br>You get that workout, that head piece gettin slapped up<br>Now turn yo' lip up, you drop that mic you turn yo' lip down<br>I spin on stage like, blowin mics, make you sit down<br>From here to north carolina, 95 to south carolina<br>Atlanta georgia florida flowin down, like I'm water<br>Mexican indian, fly girls, the puerto ricans<br>Pum-pum-pump the eight-oh-eight-oh-eight-oh-eight-oh peakin<br>Now start spectacular, expert, them legs will work<br>Bronx bomber watch em strip, eddy tip that fine mama<br>Hydraulics expand, while drums bang like gap band<br>I clap hand, take his mic, give him five to my man<br>Switch his work to talent shows, I do concerts<br>Light up shirts like 4th of july atomic fireworks<br>Extraction attack, white backpacks on wack macks<br>Yeahhhhhhhh...<br><br>Chorus: motion man + kool keith (repeat 2x)<br><br>[m] clifton! santiago<br>[k] keith, telavasquez (psych!)<br><br>[clifton santiago]<br>My name is cadillac clifton santiago<br>At the bodega, I need a fat sandwich major<br>You know my switches, impala drop, scrapin sparks<br>I mack these bitches, white asian puerto rican<br>Black russian haitian, with jungle fever, I ain't hatin<br>A cup more coppertone, I'm cappin on your kinky ear<br>Bitches they stare, cause I'm wild cock diesel<br>Boy hopin that I recognize they girls in this song<br>Bodda-boom-bodda-bing bodda-bing-da-bing-bong, yo check it<br>I call up televas-quez, he's gettin ass<br>And when he finish, call up santiago and bring the cash<br>I'm out to desecrate, move wild western state<br>I got your sister lickin ass, suckin hairy balls<br>My occupation downfall and bringin niggaz bad luck<br>My name is clifton santiago salesman at the mall<br>I'm full ? , a hundred niggaz deep up in the movies<br>Like greg I'm groovy, yo bobby sit and watch the movie<br>And kick that hoe out with that one tooth, lookin goofy<br>She's on my tab, better make popcorn to pay her half<br>They know I'm wild, I don't mess around with chickenheads<br>Barney and fred, wilma betty bam-bam pebbles<br>(on different channels, lyrics)<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[ev dog]<br>Slidin through the back of the do'<br>You didn't see me in the midst, with my pistol, ev dog<br>Flyin heads is my job, I will clobber you<br>Walkin backwards, chosin jacket, turn around<br>Gloves on, opposite hands<br>Can you recognize me? <br>I wear blu blocker shades so you can't see what I see<br>Holdin a mirror up, so I don't run into nobody<br>But I don't care, cause I know karate (hi-yah!)<br>Vulcan pinch and that yoga too<br>Don't you know I'm stretch armstrong in the flesh<br>With a mocha tan, and a criminal mind? <br>Like chairhead chippendale, yeah<br>Comedy? yes, no? maybe not<br>But if I got a lip don't zip<br>Baggy jeans on, walkin through a crowded room<br>Avoid all contact with me, click boom!<br>People scatter stop that chatter they resort to screamin<br>Am I dreamin, drunk or just zooted out? <br>I need help call 9-1-1 pronto<br>My modus operandi is complete<br>One down, many to go, others to show<br>The argonaut is ain't no fuckin circus sideshow<br>Ringling and barnum and bailey we are not<br>Wild kingdom mutual of northern cal<br>Hahahaha..<br><br>Chorus 2x
