Kevin Fowler - Cheaper To Keep Her lyrics

rate me

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary

She thought about it long and hard and then she said to me

"I'd really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough"

I said, "Honey, I wasn't planning on spending quite that much"

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't

Ya, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

She handed me some papers that she wanted me to sign

She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line

It's not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart

You see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest part

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I started thinking about it, adding it up

The house, the boat, the car, the truck

When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt

For talking me out of that damn prenup

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

Ain't gonna let her go