Justin Sane - The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook lyrics

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You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car

Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark

Deliver a baby in a taxi cab

Survive a poisonous snake attack

Jump from a moving car, break down a door

Escape from killer bees..." and so much more

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

The indispensable indestructable guide

For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!"

"Caution: Book will explode if scanned"

Luckily, I bet the next edition will tell

How to survive when a book explodes

You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open

Identify a bomb, take a punch!

Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight

Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite

Leap from a motorcycle to a car

Wrestle free from an alligator."

"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

The indispensable indestructable guide

For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...WORST!"