Johnny Polygon - Everyday's A Holiday lyrics

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[Intro]

(coughing)

*oh shit*

A lot of people ask me what my life is like

What I do everyday

So I wrote a song about it

Here it goes!

(yo Joel, turn me up in my headphones!)

[Verse 1]

Woke up this morning around 9 o'clock

Had some shit to do, but I forgot

So I rolled a blunt

Smoked it in my love seat

Bought it with my medicard

Thank god for the pharmacy

Logged onto the internet

Hoping shit picks up for me

Holla at my nigga Green luckily he fucks with me

But he on tour now somewhere out in India

And I'm learning the difference between sativa and indica

[Hook]

And this is the beginning of my everyday

Everyday's a holiday at least thats what I always say

Ok, ok

Alright, alright

And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight

[Verse 2]

I could've swore there was shit I had to do

I remembered at two in the afternoon

Should've got it done at 12

Put it on the shelf

Oh well procrastinator

Probably make a crappy waiter

So later for that bullshit im on my grizzy

Feeling mad official cause the bloggers start to diss me

And its a tricky thing cause if their dissining that means their listening

It takes conditioning by growing thicker skin

Voila

You see I'm exhausted by this shit its a difference of opinion

Am I awesome or the shit

In my head I'm walking around like I'm as awesome as it gets

And everyone knows it too but they won't acknowledge it

So if you're having girl problems stop pouting

I got 99 of them bitches, say fuck it, and stop counting

And I'll have more people counting as the day go, hopefully

Good girls go to heaven, bad bitches roll with me

[Hook](x4)

And this is the beginning of my everyday

Everyday's a holiday at least that's what I always say

Ok, ok

Alright, alright

And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight