JAM - Smithers-jones lyrics

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Here we go again, it's monday at last,<br>He's heading for the waterloo line,<br>To catch the 8 a.m. fast, it's usually dead on time,<br>Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.<br>Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,<br>Stops off at the corner shop, to buy the times<br>'good morning smithers-jones'<br>'how's the wife and home? '<br>'did you get the car you've been looking for? '<br><br>Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,<br>We could have some good times,<br>All this worry will get you down,<br>I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.<br><br>Sitting on the train, you're nearly there<br>You're part of the production line,<br>You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,<br>Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.<br><br>Arrive at the office, spot on time,<br>The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine,<br>'good morning smithers jones'<br>'the boss wants to see you alone'<br>'i hope it's the promotion you've been looking for'<br><br>Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,<br>We could have some good times,<br>All this worry will get you down,<br>I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.<br><br>'come in smithers old boy'<br>'take a seat, take the weight off your feet'<br>'I've some news to tell you'<br>'there's no longer a position for you' -<br>'sorry smithers jones'.<br><br>Put on the kettle and make some tea<br>It's all a part of feeling groovie<br>Put on your slippers turn on the tv<br>It's all a part of feeling groovie<br>It's time to relax, now you've worked your arse off<br>But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss<br>Work and work and work and work till you die<br>There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry