INSANE CLOWN POSSE - To Catch a Predator lyrics

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(Verse #1) <br />I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl <br />I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world <br />I tell them I'm curious, and I'm only 12 <br />Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself <br />Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer <br />Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em <br />It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade <br />I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade <br />The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside <br />In my best little girl voice I'm like, <br />"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!" <br />And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me <br />"Hi there" <br />I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts <br />Hit 'em where the blood squirts <br />Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it <br />Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding <br /> <br /> <br />(chorus #1) <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn for this <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! <br /> <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn for this <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! <br /> <br />(verse #2) <br />Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service <br />Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this <br />Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin', <br />titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in <br />I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance <br />While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance <br />I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 <br />Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean? <br />Bring me some Funions and a slurpy <br />Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes <br />And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor <br />Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker <br />"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in <br />With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin <br />I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody <br />Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody <br /> <br />"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ." <br />"zip it" <br />"plea. please I got money" <br />"Shut it fucker!" <br />"Please! we can work this out" <br />"Silence I said" <br /> <br />Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead <br />Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head <br />Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths <br />Now what ya'll talkin about? <br /> <br />(chorus #2 <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! <br /> <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! <br /> <br />(verse #3) <br />The house is getting funky bodies in the basement stink <br />What the fuck am I thinkin'? <br />I put my face-paint on and go down stairs <br />And beat they ass some times, cuz it ease my mind <br />Some of them are dead, and some of them are livin' <br />But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given <br /> <br />I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun <br />They cant run so they mad fun <br />I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell <br />I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well <br />I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" <br />But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair <br />He seen it, ran, I had to give chase <br />We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face <br />I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck <br />Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck <br /> <br />"ahhh help, some body any body!" <br />zip it <br />"ahhh! please!" <br />Shut it the fuck up <br />"ahhh!" <br />People are lookin! Silence! <br /> <br />A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen <br />And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin' <br />Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man <br />But they all never said anything bout it again <br /> <br /> <br />(corus #3) <br /> <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! <br /> <br />I'm probably going to burn for this <br />Ain't no lesson to learn from this <br />There's nothing I'ma earn <br />But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!<br /><br />