INSANE CLOWN POSSE - Piggy Pie lyrics

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The first little piggy, his house is made of wood,<br>He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood.<br>He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine,<br>A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine!<br>I rode into town with my ax in my holster,<br>Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster.<br>The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out,<br>I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his adams apple out!<br>Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place,<br>He opened up his door, and shot me in the face.<br>It blew me off the porch, and blew my head in half,<br>But I'm a juggalo, so it only made me laugh. (hehe!)<br>Ax in hand, I rose like the dead,<br>And swung with all my might,<br>I made a thump noise in his head.<br>Since we out west, I grabbed the shot gun,<br>And blew his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium!<br><br>Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie.<br>There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy cry.<br>I might use a gun, (no!)<br>I might use an ax, (yes!)<br>The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!<br><br>The second little piggy, his house is made of brick,<br>And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick.<br>He lays down his rules and reads you your rights<br>In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights<br>I drive a volkswagon bug 17 deep<br>Packed full of juggalo's lights out and we creep<br>To the piggy station and lay on the horn<br>First piggy out we blow his lungs out his uniform<br>Now the air kazoo like starsky and hutch<br>But there's only 2 of them the rest are out to lunch<br>They call up dunkin doughnuts to gather up the rest<br>25 piggy's with they bullet proof vests<br>We lead 'em on a chase, they blowin off rounds<br>Now they all front cuz we at the carney grounds<br>And they gettin swallowed by they very own greed<br>Dark carnival and wicked clownz cuz we need<br><br>Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie<br>There's nothin like the sound when you hear a piggy cry<br>I might use a gun, (no!)<br>I might use an ax, (yes!)<br>The carnival's in town come and get your piggy snacks (2x)<br><br>The last little piggy, his house is made of gold,<br>He lives in a mansion on his own private road,<br>I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait,<br>I snapped his fucken neck in 2 and slammed his nuts in the gate! cuz this little piggy, must defiantly die,<br>I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky.<br>And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil,<br>And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel.<br>People in my city, they fight for they meals,<br>He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills.<br>A ritchie is the devil, he never really made it,<br>So I'm a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it.<br>Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed,<br>I grabbed a brick, and roller-laid it upside his head.<br>He begged for his life, I told him it's too late,<br>And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffocate, cuz I need<br><br>Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie<br>There's nothin like the sound when you hear a piggy cry<br>I might use a gun, (no!)<br>I might use an ax, (yes!)<br>The carnival's in town come and get your piggy snacks